Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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Infamous last words: "Phew these Germans are finally gonna let us take a shower! Okay who farted! And do not lie because it smells like gas in here!" "Oh Crickey! That reptoil looks dangerous! Good thing I am immune to reptoils... Wait are Manta-Roys reptoils? uh oh..." "Hi OJ dear! Say hello to my brothe..." Moral: Hmm my chest hurts I wonder if... YAAAAaaaaaaaaaaRAGHGHGhGHGHG *dead* RESURRECTION! Phew...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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