- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Girls soccer

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Women's Rights

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

You were born.

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