- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Knock Knock? Come in.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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FUCK THE JEWS

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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