- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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