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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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