- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Knock knock open

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Title IX

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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