- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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