- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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