Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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