What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Knock knock

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

What? Huh?

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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