- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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