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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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