- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

I was watching Fox news.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

ur an fagit

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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