- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Female rights.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

All of these jokes are about white people

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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