- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Pickles are powerful

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

thomas!!!!

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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