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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

poop.

My cat just died.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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