Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What's brown and sticky A stick

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

A blonde dies Lololol

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Religion.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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