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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Your mom is so old she died

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

hextech crafting too opieop

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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