Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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wanna here a joke? you.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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