- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Abortion.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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