- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

whats worse than gill? nothing

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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