- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Ready for something funny? nothing

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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