- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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