Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Matthew Wyckoff

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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One, two, three, four and five

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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