If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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hi dave

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Neil Lewis

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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I wanted to impress this girl by showing her that I was good in math. So I went up to her, and told that I knew that the value of pi is 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233 786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006 606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146 951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749 567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190 702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827 785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923 542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049 951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010 003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882 353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938095257201 065485863278865936153381827968230301952035301852968995773622599413891249721775 283479131515574857242454150695950829533116861727855889075098381754637464939319 255060400927701671139009848824012858361603563707660104710181942955596198946767 837449448255379774726847104047534646208046684259069491293313677028989152104752 162056966024058038150193511253382430035587640247496473263914199272604269922796 782354781636009341721641219924586315030286182974555706749838505494588586926995 690927210797509302955321165344987202755960236480665499119881834797753566369807. She had a psychotic episode.

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Anti Joke

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