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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

NASCAR being considered a sport.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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