why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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