- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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