- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Cheese

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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