- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Poker? I barely even know her.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

This is funny.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

ecks! why zee?

I like that, but why am I happy?

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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