your mom is so stupid she got raped

ejaculation JLR

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

LO AND BEHOLD!

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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