What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Prostitution is bad.......

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Racial Equality

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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