Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Anti Joke

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