- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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