- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

hey guys im gay

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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