whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Chuck Norris Dies.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

This is a joke.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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A man walks into a vagina

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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