- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

I am a mime

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Ms Leong Sux

You're a big fat monkey.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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