whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

A Fat Kenyan

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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