- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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