- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

CFL

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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