- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

Knock knock. Who's there?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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how much fish could a chicken

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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