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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

class is canceled. My professor died.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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