What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

Poop

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

every knight i see an owl at window

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Justin Bieber

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

your face

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Anti Joke

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