- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Women can vote? WTF

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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