knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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The queen having a shit

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Anti Joke

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