- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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