Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Kameron Brown is gay.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...