Charlie Sheen is winning

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Soccer...

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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