- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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