why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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whats my name? Matt

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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