- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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