- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

How did the dog die? He was put down.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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