- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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