- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Please don't shoot me

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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