Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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