- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

you know whats not funny white boards.

Manchester City

Chuck Norris is dead......

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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