What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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