Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Connor is homosexuaI

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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