- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

You wanna see something really scary?

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

What comes after 23? 24.

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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