Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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My love life

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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angelosnyder is not gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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