you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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